Liar liar pants on fire

I love women, but I feel like you can't trust them.

Some of them are liars, you know? (my father says all but, well, i'll prove by induction later that all are anyway)

Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog.

"was" cute because she aint cute anymore after lying.

I went up to her and we started talking. She told me her dog's name.

I asked if he bites and she laughed, "no!"

And I said, "Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?" Liar.


Let P(n) be the proposition that all females are liars, females > age of 1
(+- a few months depending on when they start talking)

Proof that babies lie:
"Behavioural experts have found that infants begin to lie from as young as six months. Simple fibs help to train them for more complex deceptions in later life.

Infants quickly learnt that using tactics such as fake crying and pretend laughing could win them attention.

By eight months, more difficult deceptions became apparent, such as concealing forbidden activities or trying to distract parents' attention.

Hence, P(1) is true.

Assume that some girls lie.
Proof that girls lie.


Proof that P(k+1) is true:
k is this case would be daughters while k+1 their mothers

Adapted from new york mag, http://nymag.com/news/features/43893/

Girls lie early, often, and for all sorts of reasons—to avoid punishment, to bond with friends, to gain a sense of control. But now there’s a singular theory for one way this habit develops: They are just copying their mothers.

Hence P(k) aka girls lie is true
==> p(k+1) aka their mothers lie is true

by logical induction,
P(n) is true for all n>1
that is,
all females are liars, right from the age of 1 (or even younger)


moral of story:
dont trust them

disclaimer:
actually there isnt a need for it(:
okay, say, all of them lie, but not all lie to me(:
okay or rather not all they say are lies.

peace out yo!^^